We love Boobs but we know that there are a lot more names out there to describe the round things on your chest so we thought we'd round up the best... here's our definitive list of the 101 Words for Boobs...
Keeping in simple:
1. Breasts
2. Boobs
3. Mammory Glands
4. Boobies
5. Tits
Food related boobs:
6. Fiery Biscuits
7. Melons
8. Baps
9. Coconuts
10. Yorkshire Puddings
11. Bangers
12. Cream Pies
13. Iced Gems
14. Bacon Hangers
15. Chips and Dips
16. Fried Eggs
17. Cantaloupes
Milk related:
18. 'She drank her school milk'
19. Milk Monsters
20. Milkers
Celebrity Names:
21. Brad Pitts
22. Danny Devitos
Double Acts:
23. The Twins
24. Minnie and Mickey
25. Phil and Lil
26. Mary-Kate and Ashley
27. The Mitchell Brothers
28. Pinky and Perky
29. Ant and Dec
30. Mario and Luigi
Animal Related:
31. Puppies
32. Snuggle pups
33. Cat Flaps
34. Wattdogs
35. Udders
36. Spaniel's Ears
37. Mosquito Bites
Cute Names:
38. Noogies
39. Babs
40. Lills
41. 'The Girls'
42. Buds
43. Bips
Funny Names:
44. Norks
45. Chebs
46. Maracas
47. Slammers
48. Tig Ol Bitties
49. Chebblies
50. Wabs
51. Funbags
52. Chesticles
53. Jugs
54. Waps
55. Tatas
56. Bazoombas
57. Breasticles
58. Bazookas
59. Mammeries
60. Bristol Cities
61. Cha-chas
62. Bosoms
63. Jubblies
64. Charlies
65. Juganauts
66. Peaks
67. Knockers
68. Rack
69. Shelf
70. Dongles
71. Nunga Nungas
72. Wangers
73. Swingers
74. Air-bags
75. Tatty Bo Jangles
76. Honker Honkers
77. Cans
78. Babylons
79. Bubbalas
80. Nipple Holsters
81. Life Savers
82. Buoyancy aids
83. Orbs
84. Bongos
85. Watties
86. Bouncers
87. Wagons
88. Globes
89. Shoulder Boulders
90. Hooters
91. Muchachas
Pretty Grim Names for Boobs (Soz).
92. Titties
93. Man boobs
94. Fleshy Mounds
95. Upper Bollocks (Sorry)
96. TB's (Top Bollocks - again - Sorry)
97. Dirty Pillows
98. Naughty Pillows
99. Two old socks
100. Aspirin on an Ironing Board
101. Mud Flaps
So there you have it, a round up of all the names for boobs that we could think of! Have we missed any? Let us know or just tell us your favourites in the comments box below or on twitter - @CurvyKate.
Big Love x
